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sixpenceee:

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

howidiotic:

this is my favourite vine ever

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any green day jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

spookersmcskelly:

Thank mr skeltal

coolator:

own a piece of history

cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself